Ignatius Bartholomew Pompus XXXVII: Archduke of Arrogance

You are cordially invited to the splendid dwelling of his most gracious host, the Archduke. Please understand that whatever attire you don will pale in comparison to his, but formal attire is requested. The food will most certainly be the best you've ever consumed. And the Archduke requests that no housewarming gifts are brought, nothing you can bring is better than what he has already.

Ignatius Bartholomew  Pompus XXXVII: Archduke of Arrogance