*Squawk*

Fun Facts About The Parakeet

• The parakeet is the most commonly kept bird in the world.
• Parakeets have as many as 3,000 feathers on their bodies.
• While they cannot speak like some other breeds, they can write.
• When angered they can grow 600% and shoot flames from their eyes.
• They don't "fly south for the winter" but most own a time share in Florida.
• They're droppings can be used as an improvised explosive.
• While you can name anything you want, they are all actually named Roderick.
• When built in LEGO by AnAnctionfigure they get blogged.