The Pigeon

The smartest gentlemen know that getting where you're going in a hurry need not be by carriage or hansom, but by steam power.  And what better way than the Pigeon? You too can step lively and make an impression, and cut your commute by half. Why count your horse power by actual horses?

The Pigeon is the cleverest contraption these tired eyes have seen in a long time.
— Dr. Henry H. Mercer
The Pigeon (Left)