Beautiful Plumage

I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Oh yes, the uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's uh...What's wrong with it?

I'll tell you what's wrong with it my lad, he's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

No, no, he's uh...he's Bionicle.

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

No no he's not dead, he's, he's LEGO! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn't, ay? Beautiful plumage!

With all due respect to Monty Python and Rhymes_Shelter