Holy Extra Cheese Batman!

INT GOTHAM APARTMENT - NIGHT

A cloaked, dark figure stands in a moody hallway, eerily lit from behind. A cord dangles from a communication device as the figure slowly paces, a faint ringing is heard.

Voice (O.S.)

Gotham pizza, can I take your order?

The dark figure stops pacing as his senses tingle, ready for action, he clears his throat, 

Batman

Yes, I heard there's a situation there. I'm here to help.

Voice (O.S.)

Umm, I'm not sure what you mean.

Batman

(after an awkward beat)

I need a pizza.

Voice (O.S.)

Yes sir, what would you like on it?

Batman

Do you have any...dark ingredients?

Voice (O.S.)

Ummm, olives are pretty dark I guess.

Batman

Perfect. And I need it delivered under cover of night.

Voice (O.S.)

Well, it's 9:30 at night, so... yeah