"Step right up ladies and gentlemen to see a wondrous marvel of the modern age! This steam powered wonder is Florence's Machine and you'll be amazed and astounded! Just look at all that plumbing and mechanical wizardry, it's truly a fabulous mechanization!"
"What's that son? What's it do? ... I have no idea boy and that's beside the point! Just look at those gears and listen to it chuff, it's an absolutely astonishing apparatus..."